The Theocracy of Of Caliphate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by 约旦河之泪 with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.895 billion muslims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Kuds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient islamic economy, worth a remarkable 3,728 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 472,264 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against islamic ambassadors, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Caliphate's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Of Caliphate is ranked 103,809^th in the world and 1^st in Sword New New for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 83.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.